AND JUSTICE WAS DONE
(via stand-in dummy)
I have been in this panel for five minutes and a man is attacking a pumpkin with a hatchet
That is miss Rachel Ray cooking her famous Dead Rabbit Stew. Weren’t you paying attention?
I… I can’t even really comment on it…
I just… I hate it so much…
Inquisitor Z. Eldridge, Emperor Tobias and Inquisitor Zhann Carcerri.
UH NO. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS, AND I’LL TELL YOU WHY.
First, it’s great and makes me shout about greatness.
Second, I saw this on the wiki, and just //knew// it was you. It has your style all over it. Which brings us to-
Third, the happiness I felt seeing this in the tag is more than I can express in words alone.
I also look to this when I need inspiration. It’s so detailed and vivid!
Sometimes I forget this is on the wiki
and then I remember
Because it’s so awesome it makes you weep? Me too.
You all follow the same man with different names? and yet you hate eachother? Is that correct?
the Watching eye crowd are… a special brand of unpleasant, to put it lightly. They’re not really as even-keel as the…
You know nothing of my work.
There is an ‘inquisitor’ following Peanut following me in this venue. I feel… dirty. Why does this exist.
The Red Fork Empire.
That’s it. That’s the show.
*Jumps* Wh… what are you doin’ here…?
…. and…. and yes, yes I have heard of Tobias.
Can’t say I’m the biggest fan in the world…
Wait— who ever said I’m a follower of Jasper? I don’t follow no one but myself, thaaaankyouverymuch.
*Smiles slowly, and while bowing slightly says*
"Of course, Human-Pibby. You are more…"
*draws back up into a full standing position*
"Thought independent than most. That being said, might I offer you a trade?"
*The smile widens sinisterly*
… Trade..? *Backs up a little* No way, man. Sounds sketchy as hell… and…. stop smiling at me like that.
Dont trust anyone of the Watching Eye. They willingly allow themselves to be on the whims of Tobias. And while he is my Emperor, his motives are for his own terrible agenda to be the /only Emperor/.
And do not trust the so-called Eternal Eye. Theirs is an order divided. Untrustworthy? Could the same accusation not be laid at your feet? You are pulled in five directions while our path is clear. You must balance the whims of a pantheon while ours is a singular purpose.
The Keeper of the Gate is vigilant.
You must be aware of easier ways to contact me.